Help defend the human race with IPhone’s Cylon detector

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Jevon Phillips has a fun tidbit for all of you ‘Battlestar Galactica’ fans...

First there was an allegation (made by me) that Facebook was a Cylon-made phenomenon. Now we have to take a look at the IPhone.

No, there isn’t a ringtone yet that says ‘Frak you and answer the com!’ or ‘By Your Command’ (though they should get working on those!), but there is now an application to download to your device that will not let those skinjobs walk around freely in your vicinity: A Cylon detector.

Yep, for only $1.99 you can make sure that the people that you’re dealing with are not machines with daddy complexes out to suppress or destroy your way of life (though I guess most bosses are like that). Not sure about the technology behind said application, but it apparently takes a photo of an individual, and through whatever scanning parameters are in its programming, can tell whether someone is human or not.

Cool tool. There seem to be apps for everything (as the commercials attest), so why not this? So say we all.

Get the app here.

-- Jevon Phillips

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