Larry Brown Plays Hamlet to Hilt

Poor, suffering, anguished Larry Brown. He outdoes Hamlet! “To go or not to go? To stay or not to stay.” Or to take arms against a sea of troubles and thus end them! Ah, there’s the rub. They won’t end.

If it’s the ladies’ right to change their minds, then I think Larry Brown needs a chromosome test.

And get this quote: “They were just too good to me and I really don’t deserve it. I’ve never done anything for UCLA.”

Well, Larry, you fixed that at least. The equivalent of not showing up for the marriage ceremony.

Good night, poor, suffering, sweet Prince.

FRITZ FORD APKING

North Hollywood