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* How do you make a piece of glass laugh? You crack it up. (Nicholas Ronkin, 6, Manhattan Beach, Meadows Elementary)
* A man went to a hotel on Sunday, stayed three days and came back on Friday. How did he do it? His horse was named Friday. (Janine K. Tom, 8, Los Angeles, Ivanhoe Elementary)
* Why did the rabbit go to the hospital? He needed a hop-oration. (Patty Reyes, 9, San Bernardino, Hillside School)
* Why did the princess go to One-Hour Photo? She wanted to meet her Prints Charming. (Elyse, Benjamin and Joshua Schwartz, 9, 8 and 6, Tarzana, Castlemont School)
* What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra that didn’t use sun block. (Bobby Pierre Holmes, 11, Los Angeles, Bethune Middle School)
* What’s black and white and red all over? A Dalmatian with chickenpox. (Carolina Gaete, 11, Palmdale, Cactus School)
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