LAUGH LINES

Trio Trip: “Did you see ‘The Three Stooges’ movie? Like it or not, you were saying ‘yuck-yuck.’ ” (Daily Scoop)

On a Roll: “Janet Reno doesn’t stop! She went to Michael Douglas’ house and demanded Catherine Zeta-Jones be returned to her father.” (Jay Leno)

Beach Babe: “One of Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends, Brande Roderick, has joined the cast of the TV show ‘Baywatch Hawaii’ as a female lead. Seen jogging on the beach in her swimsuit, she is already being nominated for an Emmy: best unsupported actress.” (Jerry Perisho)

The Final Say: “The people behind the book ‘Final Exit,’ the one that teaches people how to commit suicide, have now come out with a ‘Final Exit’ video. If the video’s about how to kill yourself, then why do they have all those ‘Coming Attractions’ at the beginning?” (Andrew Wisot)

Two-Timers?: “Rumor has it that Dennis Rodman and Carmen Electra are getting married again. Even Darva Conger and Rick Rockwell are saying, ‘C’mon!’ ” (Rudolph J. Cecera)

Business as Usual: “The janitors’ strike in L.A. is over. That means trash will be taken out of Hollywood buildings and back in your video stores before you know it.” (Daily Scoop)

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