Although it used to be fun to mock The Orange Oprah, now its just too depressing. Wake up, Dina! Your daughter is in serious trouble! Stop passing off her life-threatening mistakes as growing pains. (Jeff Christensen / AP)
Whose own run-ins with the law have caused Lindsay to lose respect for her parents, and thus, for authority. Michael Lohan told Extra today, “I know I’m responsible for part of this. I acted the same way myself.” (Dick Yarwood / AP)
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Last, but certainly not least. Because nobody poured that booze down her throat. (Marsaili McGrath / Getty Images for Chanel)